My kids' latest dating idea for Mummy

After yesterday's rant I need to have a bit of light relief so I thought I'd tell you about my kids' latest plans for a future husband for me! You have to wonder where they get these ideas from..


This time they want me to marry a farmer. They have 2 reasons for this choice of man:

1. Farmer's have dogs and I keep saying we can't afford to have one
   
2. They have a romantic idea of how much fun it would be to be able to help look after the farm animals..

This was re-inforced by my daughter's school trip to a farm yesterday where she enjoyed holding animals, milking a cow and playing with the sheep dogs.

So if you know of any eligible Cumbria farmers in need of a wife and 2 willing helpers then please tell them to apply to my kids!