Situation Vacant

Job Title: Father Figure


Requirements (as per DD): Good looking, slim, rich, fun, have a dog


Applications: to DD as she will vet any potential new man in my life


Time frame: if DD had her way tomorrow, for me not until dust settled on divorce


So far she has offered me the potential of:

• a recently separated dad from her school
• "John the Plasterer" who's van we keep driving past
• the security guard who offered to buy me a beer after I gave him some sun cream
• Steve Backshall from Deadly 60 - she does sometimes have good taste ;-)

This could be a long drawn out process and hopefully once she has her Gramps in her life on a regular basis she may not be so desperate!