Sunday, 24 January 2010

You know you're a mummy when...

Your bedroom TV is almost permanently tuned to cbeebies/cbbc

You find yourself singing the theme tune to your child's favourite TV programme

You are word perfect at the Gruffalo but can't remember why you went upstairs

You wonder why you are getting strange looks then realise you have dodgy looking dirty marks courtesy of the little one

You find most of your conversation revolves around nappies, toilet training or poo in general

Please feel free to add your own!


  1. You go upstairs/downstairs for something and can't remember what it was by the time you reached the third step.

    You can smell poop/sick within a 3 mile radius.

    You barely notice when you tread on a soggy cheerio

  2. you can't find the remote control... or a family pet.

    your washing machine sees more action then you do.

  3. SO here you go, what I lost on my iphone earlier on the train...

    When you cuddle and kiss the person who has just vomited over you, telling them it'll all be okay and cleaning them up before you clean yourself up.

    When you feel the thrill of the forthcoming glass of wine come on when the CBeBees bedtime hour starts...

    great idea for a post x


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