Your bedroom TV is almost permanently tuned to cbeebies/cbbc
You find yourself singing the theme tune to your child's favourite TV programme
You are word perfect at the Gruffalo but can't remember why you went upstairs
You wonder why you are getting strange looks then realise you have dodgy looking dirty marks courtesy of the little one
You find most of your conversation revolves around nappies, toilet training or poo in general
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