I think I've been a pretty good girl this year so I was wondering if I could have a few things for Christmas:
1) A new body
I'm really not happy with my body at the moment so I would love it if you could swap it for a nicely toned UK size 14 - see not being greedy and asking for a 12 or smaller!
2) A better car
I'm not after anything swish just a car that's less than 5 years old with power steering and central locking. It does need to be an estate though!
3) An immaculate house
If your elves could spare sometime to declutter my house, put everything away and make it look all shiny and new that would be brilliant.
4) Some time saving devices
Is there room in my stocking for a tumble dryer and a dishwasher? I know you would probably need to extend the kitchen to fit them in but I'm sure that's easy for you!
Please also squeeze in some extra patience for me. I love my children dearly butbsometimesnthey test my patience beyond its limits!
That's all for now. Hoping I'm not asking too much?